what would kitteh do?: reader questions

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

reader questions

7781e6b2-b238-11e0-95fd-000bcdcb8a73 said...

OMG! THERE'S A LAZER ON THE WALL! WHAT WILL KITTEH DO!?

fraggle: lasers. L.A.S.E.R. s - light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation. i will ignore it unless it shines into my eyes. at which point i will bite the hand of the idiot wielding the stupid toy

widget: huh? shiny? oooh, make it go faster! it's like a shiny red bug. why won't it go in my mouth? does it taste good? can i have more?

hugh: i can't hear you from under here. i'll come out when the scary thing goes away

1 comment:

Dragonfliez MadeJuly 20, 2011 at 10:46 AM
hahahah! My cats are just like that.
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about fraggle

fraggle comes from a genius, devious feline pedigree. her mom followed the biggest cat in the neighborhood home and promptly went into labor in the middle of the room. the day fraggle opened her eyes, she thought 'what are all these other little furry things?' and clawed her way up the sofa to sit with the rest of the important people.
her hobbies include opening doors, beating up foxes, leaving live snakes under catastrophegirl's bed and exterminating all the bunnies and birdies she can get her claws into.
she's the smart one.

about widget

widget was born in a barn. he grew up inside the house and refused to go outside until forced to spend some time pondering the consequences for peeing on his aunt's new dining room floors. once outdoors he decided he liked the pastoral life and showed his joy by hunting voles, endangered moths and occasionally crunchy beetles.
his hobbies include whining at nothing, vomiting in every room of the house in quick succession, getting people to open the big door even though he has a cat flap and defending his home turf from the feral cat colony down the road.
he's not the smart one.