fraggle: lasers. L.A.S.E.R. s - light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation. i will ignore it unless it shines into my eyes. at which point i will bite the hand of the idiot wielding the stupid toy
widget: huh? shiny? oooh, make it go faster! it's like a shiny red bug. why won't it go in my mouth? does it taste good? can i have more?
hugh: i can't hear you from under here. i'll come out when the scary thing goes away